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If you're receiving this email, congratulations.

You're part of a highly selective group of Americans who voluntarily signed up to receive emails from a Christmas tree farmer.

A questionable decision, but I respect your commitment.

When you subscribed, I promised I wouldn't fill your inbox with useless emails.

I've kept that promise.

Unfortunately, the situation has escalated.

America continues to purchase plastic Christmas trees.

Somebody had to say something.

Apparently, that somebody was me.

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I decided Kelso Creeks needed a Christmas commercial.