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Welcome to the smuttier side of romance with alien bits that vibrate and the mates that love them.
What a fun surprise to open my email and see.... I was included in the MAR/APR issue of Uncaged Book Reviews, again, I really do need to update my author photo to something more recent. I do not have bangs anymore, and... my hair is not red anymore... Gasp... I know, it's a shame, but poor peeps like me need to save where we can. Haha, I haven't done my hair since my daughter was inside my gut, kicking my kidneys like a soccer ball... yes that's 4 years ago. Either way, go forth and check out the magazine if you'd like to read stuff and things about me: https://issuu.com/cyreneolson/docs/uncaged_book_reviews-_marchapril23-final?fr=sMmNiMzQ5NjQ5ODM
okay, okay, I'll show you what I look like recently... since you insist. (murmurs from the crowd: Did you insist? No, did you? No, who insisted?) Shhh, just let it happen. haha. I'll try to avoid self-deprecating my impromptu photo sesh:
A recent photo of me with the tiny human... ignore the mess in her room... that's what shelving is for... to accumulate more crap and pretend that it's put away. As I said before, most of my recent photos are not just me. I rarely do selfies unless they include this human in training.
Quick, let's look at how AI views me when I had red hair instead to help your eyeballs adjust back to the internet and away from reality:
Aww, that's better. Now, you can choose to go about your day read up on my interview with Uncaged Book Reviews and check out Jewel of the Alien Bandit Excerpt:
The male blushed and turned a darker shade of pink at my comment, apparently, he was scrawny and shy about the very reason I was even here.
“Yes, well,” he cleared his throat then stared at his read out of my scan. “Your physiology seems to be compatible, and in peak condition.” He handed me a cup. “Please deposit your specimen for analysis.”
I stared at the plastic receptacle, then back at the pink scientist.
He stammered, more than a little intimidated by me, “Do you need assistance?”
I scoffed, of course I didn’t need any damned assistance to shoot my seed into a dish. I just assumed their little medical scanner could do all of that analysis without a sample. I wasn’t dumb, even the necia had a device you stuck your junk into and it took a sample with a tiny nanobot. No mess, no fuss.
Holding up the cup, I searched the room and found it lacking for any privacy. Were these estrelds voyeurists?
The scientist cleared his throat to get my attention. What the fuck was he expecting from me?
He sighed, uncomfortable that he had to explain something, but it was obvious that it wasn’t the first time he had to do so. “The sample cannot be tampered with. I’m required to remain here to ensure its integrity. Even the nanobots have been known to be hacked, and we’ve had to resort to baser methods.” He wrinkled his nose, seeming to be as displeased about the development as I was, but it wasn’t shame that I felt.
Just I didn’t find the guy to be all that attractive, and staring at his pink face didn’t elicit the kind of mood needed to provide him with what he was asking for. Then the screen in front of him flickered, and he swiped it to accept the comm.
I stilled at the image of a woman with flawless pale skin, platinum blond waves of hair, and the eyes that glowed like the moon’s radiation. My cock pulsed, growing at the mere sight of her. A moon goddess, wearing nothing but a slip of fabric revealing rows of diamonds decorating her skin. She was beauty, and then she spoke.
“Xol, I need you to give me a list of the diplomats arriving, and ships they will arrive in.”
“We haven’t narrowed down the candidates for the ceremony yet. There seems to have been a miscalculation of invites, and–”
“It doesn’t matter, if they’ve passed their exams, and came with their own transport then it only increases the odds of a successful ceremony. Let me know when you have the list ready.”
She was feisty, and the way she demanded what she needed had my cock hard. I liked it when a woman knew what she wanted and took charge. Before the examiner could reply her transmission ended, and I unzipped my pants before I lost the after mirage of her face in my mind. Giving the pink guy a wink I closed my eyes to let my surroundings disappear so all I saw was her.
Read more of Jewel of the Alien Bandit, this was Vareo as he's asked to provide a sample of his swimmers to make sure he's compatible with estrelds for the mating ceremony, and the only one to help him rise to the occasion is a glimpse of a feisty Luan.
Available with Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BNLBRLMF
Get ready for Her Alien Prince the next fated mate of the Trillume Universe, and read Trent and Mabel's journey. If you've read Jewel of the Alien Bandit then you're probably excited to read Trent's romance journey and discover a secret that could change everything for their future.
Some of you didn't like Trent because of how he tries to steal Luan, and others were intrigued by him because he was a prince defying the expectations of a cruel queen by seeking a diplomatic mating, but I assure you his motivations become more clear in Her Alien Prince, and you're bound to fall in love!
Pre-order Her Alien Prince on the Zon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BTM99FHH
If you want to be part of the ARC/BETA team you can apply with Story Origin and start reading the first 4 chapters right away, answer a questionnaire, then continue reading the next 5 chapters, a small questionnaire interruption and then continue the rest of the book! Thank you,Tori, for being the first Beta reader to leap in! https://storyoriginapp.com/betacopies/acf34b37-d7db-4e36-ae45-cd5f89d85635
So far, she said she's loving Trent and Mabel and she's 55k words into it on Story Origin Beta Read.
Or sign up for the official ARC Team with my Google Form: https://forms.gle/8vzdPoUUBvaEfoAt7
You'll join my street team and not only grab the ARC with BookFunnel when it's gone through the Beta stages you'll also be on my ARC email list and be informed of future ARCS without needing to resubmit a form.
Everyone who signed up will be hearing from me separately sometime this weekend! So, sign up ASAP if you're joining, I'll be sending out an ARC reader email sometime Saturday or Sunday. (I haven't decided which because it depends on how fast Tori reads through the rest of the book. haha. That's right Tori, I want to make sure I adjust anything you might find that snuck past editing before sending the book out to others. No Pressure or anything.)
Just want a teaser? You can grab Her Alien Prince's first few chapters for freesies from BookFunnel and read in your app or desktop or favorite e-reader to tide you over until the official launch!
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Thank you to the people who have applied to the ARC team! Hope you enjoy the book and I look forward to your thoughts!
I write these alien romances for myself, because I write what I want to read, but I share it because of you!
~Sky (Author of stuff and things, mom of humans in training, including my husband.)
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