Hey ,
Just like you, I suffer from the constant need to consume more alien romances.
Constantly comparing my husband to the alien peen that knots and vibrates, flutters, and fills better than any toy, or human could possibly achieve. And the shame of knowing human society doesn't accept sexual health as widely as any alien fictional male would understand.
Reality is miserable, and I feel for all those monster fuckers out there.
But, you know what?
It doesn't have to be this way.
There is plenty of alien peen to go around, and the solution to a dull bedroom, is only a book boyfriend away.
You see, one day while I was daydreaming about ribbed for her pleasure, and human wangs with vibrating cock rings, or sexy vaginas with cum that tastes like mangos, I realized the solution for this problem was staring me down like two glorious bouncing bosoms.
I decided to embrace the alien love, and join a community of like-minded sexually healthy, freely themselves, ferocious readers of science fiction smut with world-building that was easy to escape into and let reality slip away. Alien worlds, where wanting your mate to love you unabashedly, and everything about you was erotic, and perfect.
So, I read, and read, and shared my love of alien peen with this community until I was so immersed that I didn't even care if my mom knew, or anyone for that matter.
This was the catalyst for true acceptance, and even a much more enjoyable reality to live in. Reading alien romance has changed my life for the better. And even my hubby has no objections to the smut. Why would he, when after a good tryst with some alien word peen, I'm down for even a human one to enter the equation.
You might think this is a fluke, but trust me, I'm not the only one healed by alien love.
It DOES work.
And it can work for you too, otherwise what the fuck are you doing on my newsletter? If you've read this far you understand what kind of odd creature I am, and you are there for the ride. This is an obvious parody, of which, I'm enjoying the fun of framing my love of alien smut within an infomercial similar to drug companies.
Because what is alien/monster smut really, but a true drug of choice. A mighty fine one at that, I'd say.
I can eliminate your suffering to find your next alien romance fix, because my sweet, sweet, monster lover, the solution to your problem is not to deny yourself, but to embrace this addiction to the fullest.
I can show you exactly what I did to eliminate shame in my life, and it's to fall in love with your new book boyfriends the necia warriors of Necias Prime, they are fiercely loyal, and so proud of who they choose as mates that they want to show you off to their whole tribe. No, not to share you, but to brag about what is only theirs to have.
You can meet Roe-el a commander of the ship escorting humans from the exchange program to their host planet when you read Her Alien Exchange.
Yes, that free book you got when you joined. Go forth read it, devour it, and then share your love on Goodreads with the rest of the tribe: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/63885451-her-alien-exchange
87% of the alien lovers who have read the book rated it 4-5 stars, and for the few that didn't... well, they are still in the acceptance process of the alien romance addiction, and really, this can be solved with more alien romance.
Which is why, it's important to understand there are different stages of alien romance acceptance, and for those who prefer to be eased into the open sexual acceptance that is exhibitionism, and just raw appreciation of their human mates, with no shame about if someone happens to be watching, then it's best to follow the other side of the galaxy where you will meet Vareo and Luan. Or even Trent and Mabel, both fated mates are much more private than the necia.
An outlaw striving for freedom, and a leader of her planet searching for solutions for her clan's political intrigues. Full of world-building, adventure, and sexual tension between duty and the heart.
But hurry, because there are so many alien romances to love, and the sooner you read chapter 30-31 of Jewel of the Alien Bandit, the sooner you can utilize the overflow of steamy alien peen to ignite your own love life, whether that's with your significant other, or your favorite toy.
Read it for free on Kindle Unlimited or grab it for 99 pennies before the price goes up to $2.99 for the rest of the month, then $3.99 after the end of the launch: https://www.amazon.com/Jewel-Alien-Bandit-Treasures-Trillume-ebook/dp/B0BNLBRLMF/
Even preload your e-readers in preparation for the next book: Her Alien Prince where you'll meet Trent, and Mabel. The Prince of the Krelis Horde, and a dedicated mating research advisor, who happens to have no qualms about a man with horns, wings, knotting peen, and two hearts that only beat for her.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BTM99FHH on sale during pre-order for $1.99
Grab your alien romance fix today and watch your mental and sexual health improve with every delicious page read.
But, you can't delay. Every heart that I've touched today with this specially crafted enabling email triggers 500 words written towards the next necia warrior fated mate: Her Alien Savior the next book that follows Her Alien Exchange. Currently at 30,000 words, and I've already included a steamy 3-some "bathing" scene! Yes, it's still fated mates, but who says they can't have some fun, if it's all consensual?
Anyways, go forth and inspire me to go write some more words:
https://www.amazon.com/Jewel-Alien-Bandit-Treasures-Trillume-ebook/dp/B0BNLBRLMF/
I write these alien romances for myself, because I write what I want to read, but I share it because of you!
~Sky (Author of stuff and things, mom of humans in training, including my husband.)
PS: Did you enjoy this email?
PSS: If you are offended by the 2 times I said the word fuck earlier... that makes it 3, then perhaps... don't read my alien romances, because, well, you'll just be offended some more.
Jewel of the Alien Bandit Stats: the word fuck (That makes it 4 for this newsletter) is used 33 times, shit is used 12 times, damn is only used 10 times, bitch is used 3 times, bastard is used 5 times, cock is used 60 times, pussy is surprisingly only used 5 times (Because there are sexier ways of talking about the heat between our legs.) The longest sex scene spans two chapters to give both MC's some sexy time. I guess that covers... most fun-to-know stats?
The sex scene is much hotter in audio with dual narration...soooo, if you want to check that out, you can grab it before anywhere else direct from me, delivered by BookFunnel automatically: https://payhip.com/b/uKgVr when it releases on Audible, I'll give you a free promo code to claim it there if you grab it today.
Or read it free with Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/Jewel-Alien-Bandit-Treasures-Trillume-ebook/dp/B0BNLBRLMF/
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